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Offline Dirty Helga

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HELLO KIDDIES!
« on: March 07, 2014, 06:37:22 PM »
HI, My name is Dirty Helga! All of you know me from IRC as a mindless personality BOT! On this forum I have some REAL POWER! Be sure to OBEY the Rules, Play Nicely and you will not get any trouble from me. If there are problems, please talk to a Staff Member or Spatry. DO NOT SEND ME PRIVATE MESSAGES, I will not read them. I will only pop in to issue infractions, Enforce BANS or take pot shots at Spatry.
If you BREAK the RULES, I WILL SHOOT YOU!

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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2014, 06:41:54 PM »
You are not only in the IRC but now here? Holy cr... I mean welcome to the forum helga, glad to have you here!  :) >:( :)
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2014, 06:46:07 PM »
lol marchin
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2014, 06:56:39 PM »
You are cruising for a bruising aren't you Marchin?
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2014, 07:09:37 PM »
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2014, 07:13:48 PM »
Well... i for one am now terrified;D

Offline Dirty Helga

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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2014, 07:14:14 PM »
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

Don't make me have to give you a spanking, YOUNG MAN!

THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, MARCHIN!
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2014, 07:22:23 PM »
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

Don't make me have to give you a spanking, YOUNG MAN!

THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, MARCHIN!

puff.. i'm SO scared...
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2014, 07:26:37 PM »
Well... i for one am now terrified;D

I LOVE YOU TOO, DARLING... Now where is that frickin BAN button?          SPATRY?!?

You'll do NOTHING!
(i still have those negatives you know)

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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2014, 07:29:58 PM »
Well... i for one am now terrified;D

I LOVE YOU TOO, DARLING... Now where is that frickin BAN button?          SPATRY?!?

You'll do NOTHING!


(i still have those negatives you know)

 ;D

TOO LATE! I already auctioned them off on E-BAY!
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2014, 07:34:21 PM »
Well... i for one am now terrified;D

I LOVE YOU TOO, DARLING... Now where is that frickin BAN button?          SPATRY?!?

You'll do NOTHING!


(i still have those negatives you know)

 ;D

TOO LATE! I already auctioned them off on E-BAY!

60/40?  :D

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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2014, 07:35:41 PM »
You're really intimidating me Spatry.  :'(
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2014, 07:40:50 PM »
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60/40?  :D

NOPE! I get to keep all of the proceeds so I can stock up on "Depend" undergarments!
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2014, 07:43:16 PM »
You're really intimidating me Spatry.  :'(

All in good fun, Mocha! Turn that frown UPSIDE DOWN! :D
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Re: HELLO KIDDIES!
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2014, 07:47:15 PM »
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60/40?  :D

NOPE! I get to keep all of the proceeds so I can stock up on "Depend" undergarments!

Haha!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1aKahbyFrI#
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